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THATS SO V thats so metch

AWES it's like the short version of awesome.. the bum version for when you can't be bothered with the whole word haha!

OWNAGE

AWESOMO

NO.. SERIOUSLY.. (fish sign)

ARE YOU FOR SERIOUSNESS??

RANDOM OF ALL RANDOMNESS

MEH... WHATEV..

SWIFT ON THE CLICK when you are such a nerd at computer games that you can play really fast

GRABBAGE when you can grab something ie excess fat or skin

NEGATIVE!

GAF (gay as fuck) like you say thats so gay or thats so lame or so stupid insteadyou say thats so GAF (thanks aj)

TROD (hehe katel)

THAT'S HEAVY so it's just a really 80s way of saying something's full-on.. (bring on the 80s revival!!)

SHAGS AND GAGS

LION KING STORIES pointless obsessive things sue and dani like about people

SUCKY LALA it covers all that mushy shit that makes you go "awww" hehe

NO DEAL!

SHITS AND GIGGLES

THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD what made sliced bread so cool anyway..

CRAPOLA

BITCHCAKES aka bitchy, mean etc.. (hehe tori)

SEXY REXY things that make nik and dan go "mmm.." (hehe)

SCOREBANGER when something is just like "yay!!"

FEZZBANGER something that is just utterly discusting or gross

CINI something that is just gay, evil, mean, unfair etc

Quizes


What Kind Of Movie Are You?

The ULTIMATE Music Quiz!!

What Kind Of Party Animal Are You?

Who's Your Movie Star Double?

Which 'That 70's Show' Character Are You?

Who's Your Music Match?

How Well Do YOU Know THE 80s?

The Material Girl Test!

What's Your Signature Hairstyle?

The Pop Culture IQ Test

What's Your Theme Song?

The Classic 'Star Wars' Test!!

Which 'Desperate Housewife' Are You?

The Iron Chef Test

What Does Your Hair Say About You?

The Beauty Pageant Test

Which Theme Party Are You?

Who's Your OC Crush?

The ULTIMATE Movie Quiz!!

Quotes of 2006


"Pretty please, I want to lie on top of you." - Sass

"Does my ankle make you hot?" - Katel also in her ultra conservative 1900s costume at Gigi

"Does my wrist turn you on?" - me in my ultra conservative 1900s costume at Gigi

"It's ok, its just sand on my face.. I don't have stubble.." - Dani to Em at Bliss Beach night

"I will not talk to you later because you suck" - Dani & Bianca

"I seriously think she was straight off the boat and into Sovreign Hill" - Bianca

"Can I ask a question??...... mine's different..." - me (ok sure it's not a question...)

"I'm gonna jump you like a fat kid on cake!" - Sum

"God Dani, get some life skills!" - Dan & Mark

"Let's not kid ourselves. I'm a lazy bitch." - me

"That is my worst favourite!" - Bianca

"Life's v. shit with viva." - Katey

"She would be so much easier to like if she was skinny." - Heathy

"I used to only have one and now... I still have one.." - Sum Sum

"From now on I shall call you The Relationship Guru" - me (about Sumer)

"We can be scary... grrr..." - Bianca & Dani

"See this tentacle its actualy shorter than all my other tentacles but u cant really tell especially wen I twirl them like this" - Bianca & Dani reciting 'Finding Nemo'

"The tram driver pulled his ding ding at me.." - Sumer

"Who can be the first to draw a..." - Bianca (quite possibly THE funnest game EVER!)

'You're suckin the wrong end" - Katey

"I'm having a fat day" - Michael

"I just don't want to be friends with people on drugs" - Laurz

"I'm just an honest and bitchy kind of person" - me

"I'm sure we'll be at Macca's for about 3 hours.." - me (on our Macca's Fridays)

RORY: "Is that your knee?" DANI: "Umm.. no.."

"I'm not a constellation prize." - Sasha

"De De Ce" - Katel, Cam & Dan

"You should be a hillarian!" - Shane to me (I'm pretty sure he meant to say comedian..)

"We all had BP's that night." - Terence (about my 18th.. actually meaning PB's)

"Butch Van Dyke is swift on the click" - Sass, Katel & Dan

"No.. seriously (fish)" - Sue, Katel, Sass & Dan (the party people)

DANI: "Why doesn't it work on mine?" SUE: "Because you're just retarded ok!"

"I want cool runnings coming out of me." - Nik (on how she wants Jamaican babies)

"Accompanist" - Sue, Sass & Dan

"Do sleeping bags have expiry dates??" - Katel

Memoirs of Starbound


"Last night wasn't Starbound... It was Sexbound!" - AJ (about the Moonlight Cinema)

Shane clapping whilst laughing making him look like a seal

Our trip to the Moonlight Cinema to see FAME which is quite possibly THE worst movie EVER!

Shane & Dani the wavelength buddies!!

"Photo THIS, asshole!" - AJ

Hayden, Cam & Cabana... need I say more...? (hehe)

Wearing feather boas as manes with Ross while doing 'Can You Feel The Love Tonight' only to be told girl lions don't have manes

Katey and others always pretending to drive off to luch withoutme & making me run off down the street after them!

Hayden & the crab meat

Our trip to Kingpin Bowling and then to see The Producers at VicGardens.. sooo fun!!

Hayden singing Kelly Clarkson out the car window to 2 P-Plater girls (random!)

Ross and his lame jokes

Interpretive dancing to 'Louder Than Words' with Bec, Katey & Nick

Listening to the ticking noise that the buttons you press to cross roads make with Josh

The time Cam wanted to leave Subway & no-one followed but when Imoved everyone else did too (oh the power!)

Ross and his younger women

The numerous drives to Glenferrie with Hayden screaming out thecar window at people..

Me & Ross not being able to contain our laughter in 'Can You Feel The Love Tonight'

TROD!! (hehe Katel)

Dani burning Josh's ear while straightening his hair... oops!

Straightening all the boys hair

The I HATE JOSH club (founded by me)

Sitting outside Subway eating lunch

JOSH: "Dani, you're like a fish, you have a 2 second memory.." DANI: "Yeah, like a fish!"

Max's boot

Shane's laugh

ELISE: "You hold the ankles, you holf the back of the knees, youhold the shoulders and (directed at Dani) head for you" JOSH: "You're good at that Dani"

Does anyone know what the purpose of Hot Josh was??

Hayden & Dani = BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE!!

KATEL and DANIS

Quotes of 2005


"Michelle, I think we all know I'm not the smartest chicken in the sky.. oh wait.. chickens don't fly!!" - me

"It's just like talking to Buddha! Oh wise one!" - Sue (on my random pieces of insight..)

"Loz, the world hurts.." - me (after Prince)

"THE GOOD, THE BAD... AND THE REXY!!" - yes, that was actually on an ACTUAL tshirt that Nik saw

"Dan, I'm going to call you DK from now on! DRAMA QUEEN!" - Nik (not realising that DK doesn't actually stand for DRAMA QUEEN...)

"We are like, SO smart and fast!" - Heathy and me in Yr 11 Italian

"So, basically, he's a neg?? It means he's like, a noob.." - Jono (what the?!)

"Death Peacock... by ZOLTAN!!" - Bec Chan on 'The Peacock' in Family Choir

"You could feed half of Africa with your crumbs!" - Davina (on my messy eating)

"My stick is so hot!" - Nik (after taking her stick out of the computer)

"I should really go apply for some course in 'groupie studies'.." - me (on my future..)

"You are loved, for I love you, and I am a man.." - Bec

"Hey fat, can i nibble your nuts??" - Sass (on my cashews)

"Dan, you have to be the slowest person i've ever met.." - Pippi

"My house is a sexual palace" - Sass

"Well, it gets around.. all three of us have touched it.." - Sass (on her banana)

"Hey fat can i grab some of your nuts??" - Sass (about my pistaccio nuts...)

"Listen to the sextrologer!!" - Katey (about Sass)

"2 men asked the cashier for the cashings and she responded by screaming" - Italian

"We know it's going to be another sex related one.. it's by Tenessee Williams!" - Theatre Studies

Memoirs of Byron


The love nest (Sue & Heathy's pink room)

Runing out of bread & having to use cheese as bread for our sandwiches

THE LOUNGE CINEMA!! snuggles in the cow covered seating

Drinks on the patio

Salami and cheese sandwiches (hehe yes, the entire group was eating my wog lunches)

Trashy mags and countless crosswords

Going to the beach at 5am to watch sunrise, only when we got there, the sun had already risen!

Buying 30 pieces of salami with Sue

"Don't do what donny don't does.."

RED ROCKET DELI

Sue & I having a 10 minute attention span for every club lol

JAM JARS at Cocos

Old hawaiian shirt man (hehe Zoe)

When Heathy & Bec took me to the emergency ward cos I had a sorethroat hehe

The day we spent all day on the couch watching TV (and I mean ALL day!)

FISHERMAN PANTS!!

Sex question time with Sass

Cadmun & Winfred the roosters who lived across the road

The mosh pit line to get into Lalas

That day we wore sunglasses out at night... in a club...

Hot blue wifebeater boy

"Let's go tally it up girls!"

Deal or No Deal

"You know how I know you're gay...?"

HUME!

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